There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
- Me reading at 1am: Okay I'm gonna stop after this paragraph.
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- Me: WHAT?! OMG I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT CHAPTER ENDED THAT WAY!! .... okay let me just start this chapter...
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